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Badal ki tarah awara
hai hum,
tum bhool na sakoge wo nazara hai hum,
jo toot kar fanaa ho jayega apki ek khwahish ke liye,
asmaan ka wo andekha sitara hai hum..
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Dosti 1 pyar bhara
paigam hai,
Ye to sabse khubsurat rishte ka naam hai,
aansu k badle hasi dena iska kaam hai,
is mazbut bandhan ko dil se salam hai..!
Happy Friendship Day
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What's the blackest
of black..?
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ans: a negro male f~cking a female negro in a moonless night in a
coal mine on a black bed sheet using a black condom...!!
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aaj desh ka bacha
bigad raha hai
Bhai bhai se lad raha hai
Ladka zabardasti ladki par chad raha hai,,
Itna kuch ho raha hai aur tu 'law%a' sms pad raha hai...!
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a friend is 1 who
advise u 2 study
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Well
But
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A best friend is 1 who stands in Examination hall and says "abe
kitna likhega? Ladkiyan jarhi hai"
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Dosti ka karz koun
ada karega
Dost n ho to dosti koun karega
Ae khuda mere dst ko salamat rkhna
Varna meri shadi me
"daru pike ulti" koun karega???
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What is the pure
sanskrit mame of pe#is? -'mutra nishkasak shishu utpadak anand dayak
nalika'
Kuch sikho salo 'lau%a lau%a' chillate rehte ho.
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Chote log 'paise' ki
baat karte hai.
Bade log 'time' ki baat karte hai.'mahan' log baat hi nahi karte wo
sirf sms karte hai,
aur nikkamme log sirf padhte hai.
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Pyar se pyari koi
majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti.
Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,
par nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.
So wish you a Happy Birth Day
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arz kiya hai ek
machchar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaqoge,
wah wah wah wah
thik usi tarah tum 2-4 sms karne se bhikhari nahi ban jaoge.
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