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Girl: Is Week Roz Movie
Dekhenge,
Next Week Roz Shopping karange,
Boy: Uske Next Week Roz Mandir Jayenge,
Girl: Wo kyu?
Boy: BheeK Mangne...
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SARDAR- tumhara
12th mein kitna percentage tha?
GIRL-99 %
SARDAR- Baap re! Itne mein to teen sardar pass ho jaate..
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Principal: Late kyu hue?
Boy: Bike kharab ho gayi thi.
Principal: Bus me nhi aa sakte the kya?
Boy: Maine kaha tha sir,par aapki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na!
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America Me LIGHT gai TO
power office Me PHONE Karte hai.
JAPAN Me gai TO FUSE check karte hai.
Par INDIA me PADOSI k GHAR dekhte hai Sabki gai hai na...
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Santa Ek Ladki
Se Bola: I LOVE U
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
GirL: Mai Abhi Ja k Sir Ko Bolti Hu
Santa: Pagli, Sir Ko Mat Bol, Unki Shadi Ho
Gayi Hai.
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Santa BV k
saath film dek rha tha.Film me jaj ne kaha-
'Adalt 2 din bad faisla sunaygi'
Santa ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din
bad dekhege.
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Sardar:Is
Mirror ki kya Garantee hai
Shopkeeper:Aap isko 100 Floor se niche giraao ye Mirror 99
Floor tak nahi Tutega.
Sardar:WOW!!
Kya mirror hai...
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Santa To
Taxi Driver: Vinayak Mandir Jaoge kya..?
Taxi Driver- Haa Sahab.!
Santa- Theek hai, Wapas aate waqt Mere liye
Prasad le aana.
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Sardar-bhagwan tu
mujhe 100 dega to 50 tumhe chadaunga. thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note
mila.sardar bola prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi PAHLE HI KAAT LIYE.
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Rajnikanth
adopted,
2 elephants, 2 camels & 2 horses from the Zoo..
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Do you know why.?
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"To play chess..!"
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