Girl: Is Week Roz Movie Dekhenge,
Next Week Roz Shopping karange,
Boy: Uske Next Week Roz Mandir Jayenge,
Girl: Wo kyu?
Boy: BheeK Mangne... more...

SARDAR- tumhara 12th mein kitna percentage tha?
GIRL-99 %
SARDAR- Baap re! Itne mein to teen sardar pass ho jaate.. more...

Principal: Late kyu hue?
Boy: Bike kharab ho gayi thi.
Principal: Bus me nhi aa sakte the kya?
Boy: Maine kaha tha sir,par aapki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na! more...

America Me LIGHT gai TO power office Me PHONE Karte hai.
JAPAN Me gai TO FUSE check karte hai.
Par INDIA me PADOSI k GHAR dekhte hai Sabki gai hai na... more...

Santa Ek Ladki Se Bola: I LOVE U
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
GirL: Mai Abhi Ja k Sir Ko Bolti Hu
Santa: Pagli, Sir Ko Mat Bol, Unki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai. more...

Santa BV k saath film dek rha tha.Film me jaj ne kaha-
'Adalt 2 din bad faisla sunaygi'
Santa ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege. more...

Sardar:Is Mirror ki kya Garantee hai
Shopkeeper:Aap isko 100 Floor se niche giraao ye Mirror 99 Floor tak nahi Tutega.
Sardar:WOW!!
Kya mirror hai... more...

Santa To Taxi Driver: Vinayak Mandir Jaoge kya..?
Taxi Driver- Haa Sahab.!
Santa- Theek hai, Wapas aate waqt Mere liye
Prasad le aana. more...