Dosti is that when we have 1 coconut & we use only 1 straw drinking 1 after another &
Each time saying..."oye pura mat pi jana. Saale Tera koi bharosa nhi." more...

A Girl was Sitting with her Boyfriend with a sad face
Boy- you are the 2nd Most beautiful Girl that i have seen
Girl- who is the 1st?
Boy Its you When you Smile. more...

Rajesh khanna...
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Beer pine se pehle sab bolte hai, cheers
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wah wah
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beer pine se pehle sab bolte hai, cheers
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arre o pushpa, i hate tears. more...

1 murgi ne INDIA pakistan bordar par ek anda diya.
Dono desh 1 ande k liye ladne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega
anda uska hoga,
INDIAN ne 20000 pakistani ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
pakistani bole ab humari bari hai.
INDIAN: chhodo yaar anda tum rakh lo. more...

Rule of my friendship- Only for my true friends:
I would never mind if u don't miss me or u don't need me,
but u will really hurt me when u need me and you don't tell me. more...

Ladkiyan ek dosre ko gift deti hain flower,
Perfume, Necklece, Earrings, Suit,
Ladke kya gift dete hain ek dosre ko...?
ye le us ladki ka number, bas mera naam mat lena.! more...

Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
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Guess What??
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online! more...

Mai ye nai kehta ke meri khair-khabar pucho,
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wah wah
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Mai ye nai kehta ke meri kher-khabar pucho,
Magar kamino tum log jinda ho ye batane ke liye ek msg to bhejo. more...