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Ultimate truth:-
Kaamyabi "toilet" ki badbu ki tarah hoti hai...
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Bardasht tabhi
Hoti hai
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Jab apni ho..
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The Secret behind
Sachin's Success has finally been Revealed:
The Name of Sachin's Mom is RAJNI Tendulkar
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Do i need 2 say anything else.
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LOVE LETTER Vs EXAM
PAPER
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Love letter:
Hazaro khayal, jinhe shabdo me nhi likh pate.
Exam paper:
hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.
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When I was small,
I used to say, Main bade hoke ENGINEER banunga
at that time I was proud
&
My parents were in tension
& Now
they are proud
&
I am in tension.
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Boy to Girl - Jaanu,
Coka-Cola Peene Ke Baad Kuch Karne Ko Dil Chah Raha Hai..
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Girl- (Sharmate Huye) Karo naaa..
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Boy- BrrrRrrrRrrrRrrr.
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Who was the 1st INDIAN
to use 4G..
Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G.
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1985 k Guests Ghar aate
hi
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Kya haal Hai? kaise ho Ghar pe sab thik hai aur kya chal raha hai..:
2011 k Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli Pin wala Charger hai kya.
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Sindhi Girl: Jab Dad so
jayenge to mai gali me SIKKA fek dungi, tum turant andar aa jana
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Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aaya
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Girl: Itni der kyo laga di?
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Boy: wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha
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Girl: pagal wo to maine DHAAGA BAAND' k feka tha,wapas khich liya.
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Most Insulting Lines
Written on a Board in Front of a Company:
"Beggars With Plate And Freshers With Resume are Not Allowed Inside..."
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KHATARNAAK DOSTI: Boy
was late to reach home.
His father "kaha tha tu?"
boy- "Friend ke yaha tha."
Father called his 10 friends.
4 answered:"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"
3 answered: "abhi just nikla hai"
2 answered: "yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai...phone du kya"...?
1 ne to had kar di: He Answerd:
"Haan papa, bolo kya hua?"
friendship rocks!
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