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Send Insult and Fool
SMS, Hindi Insult and Fool SMS, Insult and Fool Jokes, urdu Insult and
Fool SMS, Insult and Fool Jokes Collection
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Agar apko sardi khasi hai aur
khaste hue apke gale se kuff aa jaye to use muh me hi rahne de
aur ek chammach shakkar kha le..
iss se aap rabdi ka swad le sakenge. |
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During my school days, my
teachers always used to wear
‘sun glasses’
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Do u know why?
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Because
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i was such a Bright student
Seriously |
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KHOBSURAT LOG Jaruri nahi ke Acche ho,
LEKIN…?
ACCHE LOG Hamesha
Khobsoorat Hote hai...
Jaise Ki Aap… Mujhe he le lo… |
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SMS Bhi Kamaal Ki Chiz Hai,
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20 Paaglo Ko Karo
To
10 Padhte Nhi,
5 Delete Kar Dete hai,
4 Ka Inbox Ful Hota hai,
Bus 1 Hi PAGAL Pura Msg pdhta hai
Thank u yaar... |
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Duniya Me 2 Tarah Ke Log Hote He
Smart
&
Lovely
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SMART Wo Hai Jisne Aapko Ye Msg Send Kiya Hai
Aur.
LOVELY Wo He Jiska Aap Msg Padh Rahe Hai. |
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Heart beat are countless,
Spirits r ageless, Dreams are endless,
Memories are timeless
and
A friend like U is
Useless...
Oops..Sorry Yaar,
Priceless
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Apke paas dimag hai,
Chalta nahi alag baat hai.
Aap smart ho,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.
Aap shareef ho,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai.
Kaafi izzat hai aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai.
Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,
Phir bhi msg padh rahe ho, kya baat hai kya baat hai…?
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Do u know?
what is friendship?
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khud ko jor se thappad lagao.dard mujhe hoga...
yakeen nai hota na to
Try-kar lo. |
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Dedicated 2 all friends...
Bigdi hui
Zindgi ki kuchh itni si kahani Hai,
Kuch to Bachpan se Hum Nalayak The...
aur kuch
AAP-SAB ki Sangat ki Mehrbani hai... |
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When Every1 has Left u &
No one Is around u
&
U r Standing alone In a Corner,
Then Remember...
Its the Best time to..
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Adjust Ur Underwear. |
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Life me ek baat yaad RAKHNA...
Aansu PONCHHNE wale bahut milenge...
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BUT
Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega,
TO Humesha RUMAAL Apne Sath Rakhna. |
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Aap Se To
Customer Care Accha Hai....
Bcoz,
Daily
4 Msgs,
2-3 Calls,
Wohi kar Dete hai...
aur Aap?
1 Call nahi?
1 Msg nahi?
1 Miss Call nahi?
Hanso Mat.
kuch Sikho Unse... |
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A short walk is so Difficult
when no one walks with u.
But a long Journey is just like a few steps when
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a street dog is running behind u. |
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Misri se mithe hai
tumhare bol,
Koi kaise lagaye tumhara mol,
Heere se jyada ho tum anmol,
Muft ki tarif mil gayi yaar ab SMS krke "Thank u" to boL. |
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Dil Ki Galiyo Ko Dekha
To Sunsan Paya...
Yado Ki Kitab Kholi To Viran Paya.....
Ankhe Band Krke Socha To Dhyan Aaya...
Aaj Zandu Bam Ka Koi Msg Nahi Aaya.... |
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