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Latest Facebook Jokes, Facebook SMS, Facebook Shayari, Facebook Pj, Funny
Facebook Messages Collection in Hindi English
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What is similarity between facebook
& fridge?
Pata hota hai kuch naya nahi hai phir bhi din me 10 baar sab check krte
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ye baat sunke mere haatho se Gol Gappa
hi gir gaya
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jab gol gappe wale ne kaha
Plz give ur feedback on our facebook page. |
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Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai. |
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If Facebook gets banned.!
U will see Facebook addict ppl roaming in d streets with their
pics in hands crying screamin,”Do You Like This Pic?” |
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Height of Facebook
update
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Suhaag raat hai, ghunghat utha raha hun mai. |
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Girls status on
Facebook-
"I M SAD"
Comments:
1.Hi Kya hua?
2.Hey,evrything ok? Shud i cal?
3.Hey, dnt b sad.
Tell me wat hpned?
4.Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chil...
Boys status on Facebook- "I M SAD"
Comments:
1.Rota hi rah zindagi bhar
2.Kya hua be tereko?
3.Dukhi aatma hai sale chor
4.Zindagi jhand ho gyi teri. |
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Height of Social Networking-
"Teacher-Where is your Homework?"
Boy: "Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK.
I have uploaded a copy of it and tagged you!" |
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New age poem: Chatting chatting.?
Yes Papaaa.
With new boy friends.?
No Papaaa.
Telling lies.?
No Papaaa.
Open ur facebook.
Ha ha ha.
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Modern Style wedding…
Pujari: Do u Both Agree To Change your Facebook Status To MARRIED.?
Couple: Yes, we do...
Pujari: Vivah sampann…. |
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A boy’s Facebook status– i m online on
Facebook during class…
comment from his teacher- turn to page no. 50 of your book.
Moral- Dont be too smart. |
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Ordinary persons will be with books,
But extraordinary persons will be in that book!
Be extraordinary person like ME! “I am in Facebook!
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When u fall horribly…
A friend will help u 2 get up A good friend will laugh at u & ur best friend will.. Click
your photo and upload on Facebook.
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If you wanna make someone look crazy on
Facebook…
Just comment on their status & when they reply back delete your Comment...!
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“Sach” Hum Pyar Kisi se karte hai aur Shadi Kisi aur se Jisse Hum Shadi krte hai Wo husbnd/wife ban jate hai aur Jisse Pyar krte hai Wo
facebook ki ID ka Password ban jate hai…
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Sare doston ko suchit kiya jata hai ki agar tum logon ka din me 10 msg nahi aaya to mai tum logon ka no
facebook pe daal dunga. phir msg delete karte rahna…
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Earlier- “NEKI KAR, DARIYA ME DAAL..”
But Now-
“KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL..” |
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