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Sharabi ne Doctor se pucha: Aap meri Sharaab chudva sakte ho?
Doctor:Haan kyoun nahi. Sharabi: To Police ne meri 20 bottle pakdi hai,
Plz chudva do...!!!!!!
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Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya,
Ek khubsurt ladki ne dekha or kaha - "apne bade bhaiya k pair chhu rahe
ho Very good boy"
Ladka- ha bhabhi ji!
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Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar
kiya tha or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration.
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Ek admi kabar par baitha tha. Musafir ne poocha - darr nahi lagta?
Aadmi: Darney ki kya baat hai. andar garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa
gaya.
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Customer: Ye Bakra Kitne Ka H?
Salesman:
500Rs
Customer: Itna Sasta?
Salesman:China Ka Hai
Koi Guarantee Nhi
Ho Sakta Hai Kal Se
Bhaukna Shuru Krde.
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Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head
"Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua?
Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala
hai.
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When a Girl friend visit in hospital to meet u with flowers he says 'get
well soon' & goes But When a True friend visit in hospital to meet u he
sits near u & says 'yaar nurse pataka hai aram se thik hona.
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BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..
GIRL:Kyaaa??
BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..
GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..
BOY:Wat??
GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.
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Techr-active se pasive me badlo "bache jb sunsan jagho pe chale jate hai
to hadso ko jnam dete hai".studnt-sunsan jagho pe hue hadse hi bacho ko
jnam dete hai.
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Biwi: suniye, aap ko dono me se kya jyada achcha lagta hai? meri
khubsurti ya meri akalmandi?
Husband: mujhe to tumhari ye mazak kerne ki aadat sab se achchi lagti
hai..!!!
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