Do Dost ghar ja rahe the, pehle ne dusre ko tamacha mara to dusre ne gaal shahlaate hue pucha "Bhai tumne mujhe tamacha kyon mara?"
Pehle ne jawab diya "Kyonki tumhare gaal pe makhkhi baithi thi", usi ko maarne k liye",
Dusre ne ek ghusa pehle ko zamaate hue kaha "Ye rahi uski shabaashi".

Ek admi apne dost ke ghar roz roz jata tha. Dost k bachche use chacha-chacha kehte the, to use bada achcha lagta tha. Achanak ek din bachche mama-mama bolne lage. Bhatejon se pucha ki kya ho gaya ? Bachcho ne saaf kiya ki jab aap aa rahe the, to papa ne mummi se kaha ki saalaa phir aa raha hai.

Woman: Sir, mai apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera dusra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Mai uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Ek ladki thi deewani c Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka k Sharma k Mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi Kuch karna tha shayad usko Par jane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi puchha karti thi Ye ON kaise hota hai, Ye ON kaise hota hai aur main sirf yehi kahta tha ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. aur barabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai-
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?” Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthega

Ladki ladke se-tum log ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho.ladka-ye to ladki pe depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai.

A Couple was sitting in Garden,Sudnly a Dog & Bitch came n Kiss each other! Boy-Janu agr Tum Bura na Mano to Mai bhi...Girl-Sambhalkar kutiya kaat naa le.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.