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Abe o burai k rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai k laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi k pedhe,
jhoot k kalakand ...
Tu bada hi sweet hai re....
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Gabbar:
aaj maine basanti ko nhate hue dekha!
Viru: kutte kamine mai tera khun pi jaunga,
Gabbar: haramkhor, mai naha raha tha basnti ja rhi thi.
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aadmi
apne bache se
beta sharab mat peena warna
ye jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain tumhe
4 nazar ayenge
bacha- magar papa wo to 1 aadmi hai.
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Shadi
karne k baad aur Mobile kharidne k baad ek hi afsos hota hai ki...
agar thoda din ruk jaata to shayad koi achha Model mil jaata.
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1 pagal
khane me pagal nach rahe the,
1 pagal khamosh baitha tha,
Dr. ne pucha...
tum kyo khamosh baithe ho?
pagal ne kaha- bewakuf mai dulha hu.
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2011 ka sabse zalil SMS..
Girl- darling tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak,
aur sham se lekar subah tak pyar karna..
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Boy- phir main tatti kab karunga..?
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GHANTA..
Ek Din Ka 24 GHANTA..
Usme
9 Sone K
9 Kamane K
1 Travling K
1 Toilet-Bath K
2 Khane-Pine K
2 Biwi/GF K
apne Liye Bacha Kya
GHANTA..
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A TRAGIC Love
STORY: A pig fell in Love with a Hen, 1 day they kissed each
other, Next day the Pig died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine
Flu
"AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI.."
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Teacher: bachcho,ye
kitab kiski hai?
Pappu: sir, kagaz ki !
Teacher: ye to mujhe bhi pata hai.
Pappu: agar pata hai to fir puchhte kyo ho..
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Kehte hai "agar kisi
ladki ko sache Dil se chaho to sari kaynat use tumse milane me lag
jati hai aur agar wo na mile to ladkiya abhi baki hai mere Dost."
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