Girl: Is Week Roz Movie Dekhenge,
Next Week Roz Shopping karange,
Boy: Uske Next Week Roz Mandir Jayenge,
Girl: Wo kyu?
Boy: BheeK Mangne...

Principal: Late kyu hue?
Boy: Bike kharab ho gayi thi.
Principal: Bus me nhi aa sakte the kya?
Boy: Maine kaha tha sir,par aapki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na!.

America Me LIGHT gai TO power office Me PHONE Karte hai.
JAPAN Me gai TO FUSE check karte hai.
Par INDIA me PADOSI k GHAR dekhte hai Sabki gai hai na...

Boyfriend: I like your ''teeth'' very much.
Girl (smiled and said) Oh really.. Why?
Boyfriend: because ''yellow'' is my favorite color

Moral:- "Love Is Blind"

Dad- whats your result?
Son, in a small voice-i failed in 5 subjects.
Dad-what! Don't call me dad from now! Son-but dad, it
was a school test, not a DNA test!

Doc.- mrs. Nandini good news 4 u.
Nandini: what do u mean by mrs. Nandini? I am miss
nandini.
Doctor: oh...!! Sorry miss nandini, bad news 4
you.

1 murgi ne india pakistan bordar par ek anda diya.
Dono desh ek ande k liye ladne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega
anda uska hoga,
Indian ne 20000 pakistani ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
Pakistani bole ab humari bari h.
Indian: chhodo yaar anda tum rakh lo.

Engineering que. paper: a parrot sits on an elephant & the elephant died.!
Prove?
Student: assume that elephant's name is parrot & parrot's
name is elephant.