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Dad: Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana. Son: Nahi launga. 2nd Son: Rehne do Dad Ye To Hai Hi badtmiz, Aap Khud lelo, aur Mere Liye Bhi 1 Glass Lete ana

Agar apko sardi khasi hai aur khaste hue apke gale se kuff aa jaye to use muh me hi rhne de aur ek chammach shakkar kha le.. isse aap rabdi ka swad le skenge.

Teacher: Beta batao Parle G ke packet pe jo Green dot bana hai uska matlab kya hai? ..... Baccha-’mam iska matlab Parle G online baithe hai.

Boy asks a girl- Can you dance with me?? Girl- (with attitude) I don’t dance with a child. Boy- Oh! Sorry aunty! I didn’t know you are a pregnant!

Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai per achi baat ye hai ke meri gas main na Boo aati hai na Awaz. Aap k office main b 20 dafa gas chor chuki hn per kisi ko pata nai chala.. ... Doc: Ye Dawa lain aur 1 week baad aayen.. ... 1 week baad ... Old Lady: Aap ne mujhe kia dawa de di? meri gas main ab b awaz nai arahi par bhaut Zehrily Badboo arahi hai… ... Doc: Good.. Apki Naak theek ho gayi hai.. ... ab hum ap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge.

Sabse jyada maza kab ata hai ?? Jab apne kisi dost ko unknown no. Se phone karo aur jab wo bole”hello !! Kaun?? Aur phir aap bole”tera baap sale:P” … Aur phir us se bhi jyada maza kab ata hai jab wahi dost badla lene ke liye apko unknown no se phone kare aur aap uski awaaz pehchan kar seedha bolte hai”haa bol kutte kya kam hai…?

Toilet is like National Assembly meeting People come with lot of pressure sit express their feelings, create a lot of noise & finally drop the issue

BIMAARI In Bollywood Style:- 1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaa Chale= FEVER. 2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK. 3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY. 4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND. 5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS. 6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole =MIRGI. & The Best One, . .. ... 7. Juda Hoke B ‘TU’ Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSE MOTION.!

Shadi ke pehle… Boy- priye, Tum paadi Kya? Girl- Haan janu. Boy-Wah, kya Awaz Hai, kya smell. Shadi ke baad... Boy- Paadi tu? Girl- Haan. Boy -Padrri kahi ki, Ja Hagg ke aa.

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Ek ladka Pee K Ghar Aaya, Dad se bachne k liye LAPTOP kholkar padhne laga. Dad-Pi Ke Aaya Hai? Son-Nhi To. Dad- phir kamine suitcase khol k kya padh rha hai bey?