Aurat chappal wali dukaan pe gai: Ek chappal dikhao.
Man: Kitna Number..???
Aurat: 36 Number.
Man: Bhabhi ji, dimag pe zor laga k socho, kya lene aayi ho...

Try Its fun…
Take your mobile, Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.
Now call from another no.
your mobile will start swimming.
It’s a new game called
‘Try & Cry’.

Beti- Mom he is just a good friend…
Mother- Humne bhi duniya dekhi hai beta.!!!
2 liter petrol jala kar ghar aane wala “just a good frnd nahi hota..!!!”

Only 842 Girls Are Left For Every 1000 Boys In India.
Save Girls First, We Can Save The Tiger Later.
Bike Ke Piche Ladki Chahiye Ya Tiger?
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Think..???
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Satyamev Jayate.

Girl’s TOP 5 lies’ mean:-
1. I Miss U.
Means- Time pass nahi ho raha hai. Tumhre sath hi thoda time pass karlu.
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2. I am single.
Means- Mera X-Boyfriend bhikhari ban gaya, Ab tumhri bari.
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3. Mai Couzin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
Means- Aur do Boyfriend waiting me the.
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4. I Like ur Smile.
Means- Tumhari property.
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5. Mai Nahi Rah Paungi Tumhare Bina.
Means- Mera recharge kaun karega.

Govt. kahti hi ki ladki ke padhne se ghar ke 4 log shikshit hote hai..
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koi ye puche ki uske college jane se jo 40 ladke fail ho jate hai, uska kya...

Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99 Ways which Causes Failure
-Thomas Edison

Moral: Besharm Ho Jana magar Apni Galti Mat Manna...

The Most Painful Moment
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when the only thing you know in your exam is…
your name, Roll No. & the date…!!

Sweet memories…
1, 2, 3 and 4th standard students “Hey i have studied everything for exams”
5 and 6 standard students “Hey that que. was very hard so i left it”
7 and 8 standard “Hey i read just imp que.”
9 and 10 “I think 4 chaps r enough 2 pass”
11 and 12 standard “Kal exam kaun sa hai be”
& in college “Kamino bata to dete aaj paper hai. Mere pass to pen bhi ni hai...”

Gf: Purrr
(Embarassing)
Bf: Its Ok Baby, It Happens
Gf: Purrr Purrr
(Relaxing)
Bf: Oww Its Natural dont Worry
Gf: Purrr Phurrr Pokkkk
Bf: Sweety I should be Going Now...
Gf: Purrr Phokkkk Dhussss Phaarrrrr Pookkkk dhupppp Furrr Surrrr
Bf: Sali Padri Rukegi Abhi, Ki Poore Saal ka Paadegi?
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Gf: Puk

The only Common Thing Between the Royal Wedding and our Indian Weddings Was that...
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the Wedding Suit Of Pr!nce W!ll!ams Was the Same As Our Band Wala...

Auto me couple kiss kar rahe the, autowala dekh raha tha…
Aage jake accident hua...
autowala ne sir patak ke kaha-
sala ab samjha TITANIC kyu duba tha....!!

Girl- Jab meri Yaad aati hai tum kya krte ho?
Boy- Mai tumhari 2 favorite chocolate khata hu!
aur Tum kya krti ho?
Girl- Mai..???
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“RAJSHRI” k 2 pauch kha leti hu..!

Bahu: “Maaji, kal raat meri unse ladai ho gai”
Saas: “Koi baat nhi. Ye to pati patni k bich hota hi hai”
Bahu: “Wo to thik hai par ab lash ka kya karu.!

Angrez hindi me darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega??
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Nahi pata?
Ok, Mai batata hu...
“THERE WAS A COLD DAY”
Isko tez tez padho khud smajh jaoge.