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Chhattisgarhi student: sir humne
1 aisi cheez banayi hai jisse hum diwar ke us paar ka bhi dekh sakte hai…
SIR: wow!! fantastic
kya hai wo??
Student: “CHHEDA“.. |
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2 premi pahad pe marne gye
ladka kud gya
ladki nhi kudi
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raste me ladke ne perashut khola
aur
Chillaya..
Mai ha janat rahew tor dAi la cho%aw… m*d*rc#od.. |
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Phulo Me “GULAB” Luckhnow Me “NAWAB”
Program Me “TALI”
Mazak Me “SALI”
Gale Me “SONA”
Ten$ion Me “RONA”
Pyar Me “GAM”
aur
“Raipur” Me “HUM” Famou$ Hai. |
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Ladki K Gaal par Gulab marne par:
English Girl-Darling,
Ur so Naughty
Urdu-Nai kariye na Janu
Sikh-Tusi wade Romantic ho
Chhattisgarhi- aankhi la kochak debe ka rogha… |
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Convent school k bache zoo-oh!! Wow
mnky is sleeping don’t disturb..
Chhattisgarh Govt. School k bache-
ABE O DE BENDRA SUTAT HE…KOCHAK SAALE LA… |
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1 Dulhe ki shaandar Baraat me
LIGHT pakadne wali
ek Aurat
Dulhe ke Paas jakar Uske kaan
me Dheere
se boli…
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“MOLA CHINTHAS”.200 Rupay Me Mola c#ode rehe.
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kal bhagwan mor sapna me aayis au mola
puchis:
“who’s ur friend?”
mai tor naam btaye!
bhagwan muskurayis au kahis:
“ka karbe tura, sab pichla janam ke paap hre” |
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Specialty Of Girls-
GUJRAT-Dresing
MUMBAI- Style
DELHI-Atitude
BANGLORE-Clas
KOLKATA-Sweetnes
Chhattisgarh- Sala
Kuch Ho Na Ho Din-Rat Chehre Pe Scarf Jarur lga hota hai. |
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Zaharili Chhattisgarhi Shayari:
Arz kiya hai…
Insaan Insaan la dasat he,
Wah!.....Wah!
Insaan Insaan la dasat he,
au Saanp ha konta ma Baith K Hasat he. |
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Boy- I Love you?
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Grl-Mere parents allow nhi krte.
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Boy-Hao jaise mor baap to mola
“Akhil Bhartiya turi Patao abhiyan”
Ke Chairmen Bna kE rakhe He… |
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Waqt to hume bhul cuka hai,
muqaddar bhi na bhula de,
Love hum isliye nahi karte, kyonki darte hain ki koi humare...
DAAI DADA KO NA BaTA DE…! |
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Boy and girl in Magneto MALL’s Dominos.
Boy- Kya khaogi jaan?
;}
Girl- Poha aur jalebi.
>]
:-/
:->
Aur patao salo CHATTISGHARIA TURI…!|
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Dil ke kolki ma zindgi lahut aahi,
Bagre hue khushi fer sawar jaahi...
Mai ha Dua aise karhu tor bar,
Ke takdir ghalo ha tor aaghu ma thothana nawahi.
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English, Hindi & Chhattisgarhi mix:-
Us din tha pola
I was drinking cola.
Ek turi bak dis mola, phir mene use bola.
Chupchap piyan de cola,
otherwise dhun duhu mai tola;-)
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Chhattisarhi Premi Apni premika ki zulfo me aisa khoya
ki behosh ho gaya...
Jab hosh aaya to usne PUCHHA
JAAN, Nahati kyon nahi HO.,
Sala, EKDAM AKBAKA GAYA THA.
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WHAT IS Ravishankar Shukla University?
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Chattisgarh Ki Iklauti Cheez Jo Munni Se B Zyada Badnaam Hai. |
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Ek tura kahithe turi le-
Tor smile ma ka chamak he?
Ek tura kahithe turi le-
Tor smile ma ka chamak he?
Turi muskura k bolthe
"Bhaiya
mor gudakhu ma NAMAK he." |
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Ladka- Tum Mere Sapno
Me,
Khwabo Me, Zazbato Me, Rehti Ho...
Ladki- Bhaiya Tola Koi Bewkuf Bana Dis,
Mai To Inha 'FOKAT PARA' Me Rehthon Ga. |
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DIL ke KOLKI ma ZINDAGI
laut Aahi,
BAGRE hue KHUSI fer SAWAR jahi,
Hum Dua Aishe KARBO aap Bar,
ke takdir GHALO ha aapke Aaghu THOTHANA NAWAHI... |
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