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Ghar se
jab tum nikale pehen k reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne Dilon ka ho gaya 'server down'.
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Zindgi
me dukh ko Delete karo,
Khushiyon ko Save karo.
Dushman ko Hide karo, Dost ko Enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.
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Net kee
ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...
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Abhi
abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chalu,
ab mai Dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files dalu,
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao...
ay janeman apne Dil ka password to batao,
Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat Dil me rakhte hai warna aap jaise kitne
hi softwares bazaar me bikte hai..
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Dil agar " CPU" hota to
sabi yadon ko "SAVE" kar sakte,
Dimag me agar "PRINTER" hota to khayallo ka "PRINT OUT" nikal dete,
Dhadkan me agar "PEN DRIVE" hoti to jindagi ka back up le lete,
Man me jo "BLUETOOTH" hota to Baton ko transfer kar lete,
Aankho me jo "WEBCAM" hota to tasviro ko receive kar sakte,
Kaash...
Jindagi b ek COMPUTER hoti to USE b restart kar lete. |
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