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Santa
was walking through forestHe saw a snake hanging on the tree...
Santa: Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi,Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
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Santa-
Mujh se Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi Ki Pahli Kiss Mujhe Lene Dega,
Banta- Wada, Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai?
Santa- Bol kya?
Banta- Main Shadi Teri Bahan Se karunga..
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Santa:
Maine khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tum q ni aye?
Banta: Mujhe khat nahi mila,
Santa: Maine likha tha ki khat mile ya na mile tum zarur ana.
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Santa- "teri
biwi tujhe bartan se marti hai phir bhi tu khush kaise hai?"
Banta- "jab uska nisana lag jata hai to wo khush, nahi lagne pe mai
khush" |
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SANTA
MUJRA Dekne Gaya,
SariRat Dekha
MujreWali Ne kaha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kiya,
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo
SANTA Utha
Or NACHNE LAGA...
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Santa: Are yaar light
chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do,
Banta: lo kar di na bewkufo jaisi baat, Santa: Kyo???
Banta: Fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.
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Santa
Singh tezi se daudta aaya aur clinic me daakhil hua, mujhe bacha lo
doctor sahab, main marnewala hoon. Doctor: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Santa Singh: Do saal pehle maine jeevanbhar kaam aanewala pen kharida
tha, aaj wo achanak tut gaya.
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Santa-
Maine apni BIWI ko12th pass karaya, fir B.A.fir M.A., uski Govt. job bi
lagva di, Ab kya karu?
Banta- achcha sa ladka dekh ke SHAADI KARDE.
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Santa.:
Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis. Santa Jumps From 50th Flore
35 Flore He Realizs:I Dont Have Son
20 Flore:I m Not Marrid
&
3rd Flore:SHIT I m Banta
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Santa: ooji gaddi badi
changi, hai kya naam hai is gaddi ka?
LADY: I don't remember the name but it starts with "T".
Santa: wahji apki gaddi to kamal ki hai jo TEA se shuru hoti hai. humari
gaddi to petrol se hi start hoti hai.
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