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Santa
roz apni x girl friend ke ghar ke samne Potty karta tha,
x girl friend: aisa kyu karte ho?
Santa: tumhe ye batane ke liye ki tumhare Pyar ke bina mai bhukha nahi
mar raha hu.
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Santa ne
1 machis ki tili jalai
nhi jali
2 jalai,
nai jali
3 jalai
Vo jal gyi
To santa ne jaldi se bujha di or bola-Ye kam ki hai rakh leta
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Santa
Prays Daily 2 Hour- Hey uper wale Meri Lottery Lagade
11 Sal K Baad upar wala Gusse Me Prakat Hoke Bole-
Abe Santa 1 Bar Ticket To Le le.
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Santa
driving on the wrong side of a one way Road,
became upset and said: SHIT, I think I am late to the function.... All r
going back.
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Santa at
petrol pump-1-/Rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman-Itna Petrol dalwa k kaha jaoge?
Santa-Kahi nhi, hum to aise hi paise udate hai.
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Nurse-
Mubarak Ho Aapke Ghar Beta Paida Huwa Hai
Sardar- Wah G Wah Kya Technology Hai
BV Meri Hospital Me Hai Aur Bachcha Ghar Paida huwa Hai.
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Teacher:
which comes first - sun or moon?
Santa: Obviously moon
Teacher: How!?...
Santa: Only after honey 'MOON',
'SON' will be born!
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Judge-Tum
par cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua,
Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai.
Santa- Iska matlab mai Wo Cycle rakh lu?
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Dr- jab
apko pata tha CHiPKALi apke KAAN me GHUS rahi hai to
aap CHUP kyu the?
Santa-pehle COCKROCH gaya tha to mujhe laga ki wo use pakadne ja rahi
hai.
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Dr.-
Dawai Hila Ke Piya Karo,
Santa- Dr. Saheb, Hilane Se Dawai Chammach Se Gir Jati Hai aur Phir
Zameen Se Chaatni Padti Hai.
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