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Santa-
agar apko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Banta- Cooler k samne baith jata hu,
SAnta- phir bhi Garmi lage to?
Banta-Cooler on kar leta hu.
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Dentist:
Oye tera 1 daant neela kaise ho gaya?
Santa: INK laga rakhi he
dentist: magar kyu?
Santa: aaj kal BLUETOOTH ka Zamana hai.
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Santa:
gaadi me petrol khatam ho gaya, ab ye aage nahi jaayegi.
Banta: to fir vapas lele.
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Santa
public toilet gaya aur 1 ghante baad nikla.
baahar baitha jamadar bola- 20 rs.
Santa- saale.. bathroom me betha tha..
koi CYBER cafe me nahi..
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Santa ko
uska sasur peet raha tha
kyu?
Jab uski wife ko beta hua
Dr. Ne usko SMS kiya
"Mubark ho ap baap ban gaye"
Santa ne msg sabko forward kar diya.
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Santa
Singh goes to a TV shop and asks
'aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara wala dena!'.
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In MBA
classroom Prof. asked to Santa:
"If i buy n item Rs.12.75 & sell Rs.15.25", its profit or loss?
Santa: its Profit in rupees & Loss in paise.
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Santa-
teacher, did u know that hens r more intelligent than us?
Teacher - How?
Santa- because after every problem we write.
HENS proved.
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Santa:
kya tumhari underwear me 2 chhed hai?
Banta: no!
Santa:to fir tange kahan se dalte ho?
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Santa-
which Soap do u use?
Banta- Tom's soap,
Tom's paste
Tom's brush
Santa- is Tom an international brand ?
Banta- no, he's my room mate.
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