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Ek ladki ko 5 crore ki lottery lag gayi. Company wale ne socha agar ye news wo ladki sunegi, to kahin khushi se mar na jaye. Company wale ne ek experienced executive Santa ko ladki ke ghar bheja. Santa ne ladki ke puncha,” kalpana karo ki tumhe 5 crore ki lottery lag gayee hai, to tum kya karogi. Ladki: mai to khushi se nachane lagungi. Fir tumse shaadi karungi. Tumhare saath honeymoon manane jaungai. Aur lottery ka aadha paise tumhe de dunga. Santa se sunke wahin pe mar gaya.

Santa: tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho? Banta: Google darling! Santa: why such a strange name? Banta: Ek sawal karo 100 jawab deti hai.

Ek bar Santa paise jama krne Bank gya Officer- Ye note fata h dusra do Santa-abe Me MERE Account me jama kar rha hu,fata ho ya Naya…Tujse kya?

Santa Ki Taange Nili Ho Gyi, Dr.- Zaher hai Kaatni Padegi Taang Kaat K nakli Lagai 2 Din Baad- nakli Taang Bhi Nili Dr: Ab Bimari Samajh Aayi JEANS Rang chhod rhi hai...

Santa ki maa: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui press reporter: phir apne kya kiya? Maa: phir mai 21 Saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karai “Phir Ja k SANTA hua.”

Santa: Le Mithai kha. Meri BV ko CALL CENTER me AWARD mila. Banta: Badhai ho yaar.. Kya award mila? Santa: Wo waha ki best CALL GIRL OF THE YEAR chuni gai...!

Santa was walking in a mall busy scratching his balls., Banta asked him: what happened? He says: tu bhi kar, wahan poster Laga hai “scratch & win a BMW”!!!

Santa Train Driver Bana. Pehli Hi Baar Train 12 Ghante LateHo Gyi. Wo Har Fatak Pe Train Rok Kr Puchta: Delhi KE LIYE YHI LINE JATI HAI NA?

Santa calls From Delhi 2 his Wife in to mumbai, Servant picked phone. Santa- Memsab se baat karvao! Srvt-Wo to Sahab k saath kamre me so rahi hai. Santa- Par sahab to mai hu? Srvnt- Ab mai kya karu? Snta- Maar do dono ko? Aftr killing, Srvnt- Lashon ka kya karun? Snta-Ghar k peechhe swimming pool me fenk k bhag jao. Srvnt-Par humare ghar me to swimming pool hai hi nahi. Santa: Is it 2254606? Srvnt: Nahi.! Santa: oh sorry Wrong no..

Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya. Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?? Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...

Ek chidiya ne SANTA k sir pe beat kr di. SANTA rumaal se saaf krte hue Bhagwan se bola:13 lakh lakh shukr hai tune, ? ? GAAY-BHAISO ko UDNA nhi Sikhaya...

Wife: aapki pehli wife kaise mari? Santa: zeher khaane se.. wife: aur doosri? Santa: use goli marni padi wife: kyo? Santa: kyoki wo zeher nahi kha rahi thi..;

Santa: Shirt silwane ke liye 1 accha kapda dikhana. Salesman: Plain main dikhau? Sardar: nahi helicoptar me dikha saale, bandar ki aulad, yahi pe dikha.

Police- jis car ne tume thoka, us ka color & No. yad hai, Santa- wo to nahi lekn chalane wali madam k shirt k 2 button khule the, Bra black color ki thi.