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At 6 am... SARDAR- was running only in
underwear
Someone asked him: Bahut Garmi hai na?
SARDAR: Garmi kaye ki
Baajuwala Duty se Jaldi aa gaya. |
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Sardar Ka Bachcha Juice Ki Dukan Pe-
Papa Kya Koi Aisi Machine Nahi Hai Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?
Sardar- Hai Na Beta
Teri Maa K Paas Tu Usi Ka To Fal Hai. |
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Sardar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta
ho gaya. Sardar: Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi
ko kitna time hua hai?
Sardar: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Sardar: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Sardar: Ohh! yaar vakai,
9 mahine ho gaye!
time da pata hi nahi lagya…!! |
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After an accident, a Very angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side.
Sardar: I also started the wipers & said No no No no. |
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Sardar- Ye TV ki kya kimat hai?
Salesman: 10 thausand.
Sardar- something special?
Salesman-Light chali jaye to apne aap off ho jata hai,
Sardar- Lajawab, chalo pack kardo. |
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4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe the.
2 chadh gaye, to train me logo ne kaha
"WELL DONE"
Sardar- khak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhodne aaye the.. |
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Teacher to Sardar: Tumne
Home work kyu nahi kiya...?
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Deadly answer given by
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Sardar: Sir hum to hostel me rahte hain...!! |
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Teacher- bataao 80+90=?
Sardar-100!
Teacher-no,80+90=170..
Sardar- par sir bachpan se humne suna hai ki
"akkad bakkad bambe bo,
80-90 pure 100"..!!! |
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Ek sardar k ghar shadi
ke 20 saal baad bachcha hua aur wo udas ho gaya...
2nd Sardar: Yaar, udas kyu ho?
1st Sardar: 20 saal baad bachcha hua aur wo bhi chhota sa. |
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Sardar ko busy rakhne k
2 tarike...
1. use ek gol room me le jakar kaho- KONE ME BAITH JAA.
2. ek paper k dono taraf P.T.O likh kar de do... |
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Wife: kyu ji roz subah
mere chehre pe paani kyu dalte ho ?
Sardar: Oye tere baap ne kaha tha ki meri beti PHOOL ki tarah hai ise
murjaane mat dena isliye. |
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Wife (in a romantic
mood): Janu Ek Puppy do na!
Sardar: Uff, Fashion Dekho.. Ghar me khane ko Paise nhi hain aur is ko
Kutte ka pilla chahiye |
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3 sardaro ne daru pee k
ek taxi roki..
Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di..aur bola...
lo saab hum pahuch gaye...
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1st ne use paise de diye...
2nd bola thank you
aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya !
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Driver dar gaya socha ye samajh gaya...
Teesra sardar bola “sale araam se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to..!. |
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1 SARDAR kele k
chilke se fisal kr gir gya
Aage phir doosre chilke se fisal k gir gya.
Ab tisre chhilke ko dekh k wo bola.?
Shit, Ab phir girna padega!! |
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Sachchi Dosti Ki Ajib
Misal:
1 Garib Sardar Ne Naya Mobile Liya
to...
Dosto Ne Kaha Mithai Khilao!
Sardar Bazar Gaya
Aur
Moble Bech Kar Mithai Le Aaya. |
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Train me Warning likhi
thi,
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“Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar”
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Sardar: Waah, aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hai,
Wo sab Gadhe hai kya..? |
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