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7 yrs boy k rape case me pakda jane par:
Court me Lowyer(Boy ka Lu#d pakde hue): "ur honour is chhote se bachche
ko dekho kya ye rape kar sakta hai?"
Boy to lawyer: "Itna na hila, nahin to case haar jayenge!!"
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Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k
saath baithi thi.
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Pair dabate hue saas ka ghaghra sarak gaya, Bahu ne PRANAM kiya. Saas
boli: Are ye kya kar rahi hai?
Bahu boli: Are Sasu G yahi to hai mere Pati ki Janm bhumi aur Sasur ki
Karm bhumi. |
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Husband: "Plz aaj karne do mai tumhare liye kapde la dunga.
Wife: No...!!
Husband: Jewar la dunga,
Wife: No..!!!!!
Beta bola: " Papa aap meri Ga#d maar lo par naya CYCLE dila do."
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Pati- "aao SX kare "
Patni- "pehle Condom to lagao"
Pati- "Condom to pata nahi maine kaha rakh diya"
Patni- "ye roz ki bakarch*di se to achcha hai ki Lamination karwa lo"
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santa and banta lost in a jungle.after 2 days of struggle for food and
water santa asked to banta.yaar meri ga#d maar le.bunta why?santa
Replied: "yaar kuch to ander jayega" |
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team antakshari khelne k liye bani-
Girls: Hum tumko haraakar dikhayenge.....
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to main panty lekar aata.
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Gabbar: Basanti tatti kar.
Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne tatti mat karna ye log tujhe paani
nahi denge aur mujhse teri Ga#d chatwaaenge! !!
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Pandit fati dhoti pehan k Mandir mein maatha tekne jhuka to ek aurat ne
Daan Peti samajh k Sikka dal diya.
Pandit mudkar bola ab ghanta bhi baja lo.
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