Girl: Surinder MADARC#OD..!
Babaji: Aisa nhi bolte beti, aisa kyu bol rhe ho..?

Girl: Usne meri chummi li..
Babaji kissed & askd: Aise..?

Grl: Ji
Babaji: Ispe madarc#od nhi kehte
Grl:Usne bra utar k mere b**bs chuse..

Baba suckd b**bs & askd: Aise?
Grl: Ji

Baba:Ye bhi koi badi wajah nhi hai
Grl:Usne mujhe c#oda bhi.!

Babaji f~ckd the grl & askd: Aise?
Grl: Haa

Baba: Ye bhi badi wajah nhi
Grl: Sx k baad usne mujhe bataya k use AIDS hai..!

Babaji (jor se): Surinder MADARC#OD!

Surinder's wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah ghumane le kar chaliye na ji....!
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Surinder: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao.
Petrol pump chalte Hai.

Interviewer- To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Surinder- PANI nahi hoga to insan tair nahi payega.
Tair nahi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.

Surinder- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai,
Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi
kar sakti,
Surinder: acha! itni potti karti hai to phir rahne do.

Surinder subah Tatti gaya..
Bahut der tak nahi aayi Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi Surinder bola are aa q nahi rahi hai ! Mai kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga.

Surinder Bank lutne gaya aur gun dikha k Paisa loot liya
Par us k hath kuch nai aaya...
Kyu
Kyuk sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: Mere acount me jama kar do.

Surinder mobile me recharge karwane gaya,
Dukandar- kitne ka?
Surinder:10 Rs. ka kar do,
Dukandar- 7 Rs. ka talktime milega,
Surindar- koi baat nahi, 3 Rs. ki namkin dedo.

Maa- Beta tujhe DELHI jane me 1 din lagta he aur lautne me 4 din kyu?
Surinder- CAR banane walo ki galti hai, jane k 4 gear diye aur back k liye sirf 1.